Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

151+ Romantic Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes (2022)

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Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes

Happy Valentine's Day Quotes

  1. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist
  2. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones, Engineer
  3. “Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning, Poet
  4. “The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.” – Margaret Atwood, Author
  5. “It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.” – John Bulwer, Physician
  6. “Love is the greatest refreshment in life.” – Pablo Picasso, Artist
  7. “Where there is love, there is life.” – Mahatma Ghandi, Civil Rights Leader
  8. “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” – Helen Keller, Author
  9. “There are never enough I Love You’s.” – Lenny Bruce, Comedian
  10. “This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.” – Aberjhani, Historian
  11. “Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever.” – Audre Lorde, Civil Rights Activist
  12. “Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Painter
  13. “Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.” – Vincent van Gogh, Artist
  14. “A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves.” – Ralph W. Sockman, Pastor
  15. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein, Physicist
  16. “Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Poet
  17. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao Tzu, Philosopher
  18. “The heart has its reasons, which reason knows not.” – Blaise Pascal, Mathematician

Valentine’s Day Quotes Funny

Valentine's Day Quotes Funny

  1. “Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.” ― Charles M. Schulz
  2. “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” — Tracy Smith
  3. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” —Lewis Black
  4. “To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” — H. L. Mencken
  5. “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” —Anonymous
  6. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burne
  7. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott, The Office
  8. “The thing about Valentine’s day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan
  9. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman
  10. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
  11.  “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji – no matter what that emoji, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
  12.  “Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.” — Melanie White
  13. “The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.” — Dolly Parton
  14. “I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!” — Jenny Han
  15. “You know how people say, ‘You can’t live without love’? Well, oxygen is even more important.” – Dr. Gregory Houser
  16. “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” — David Sedaris
  17. “You’re never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.” — Mike Primavera
  18. “A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
  19. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” — Lucille Ball
  20. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — Tim Allen
  21. “A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.” — Dax Shepard
  22. “Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.” — Bridget Jones’s Diary
  23. “If you text ‘I love you’ and the person writes back an emoji—no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
  24. “It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.” — Unknown
  25. “Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valery
  26. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni
  27. “Love is a grave mental illness.” — Plato
  28. “Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.” — Phyllis Schlafly

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Valentine’s Day Quotes for Him

Valentine's Day Quotes for Him

“I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck” – Silver Linings Playbook

“And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, ’cause you’re amazing, just the way you are.” – Bruno Mars (Just The Way You Are)

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss

“The single, most extraordinary thing I’ve ever done with my life is fall in love with you.” – Beth Pearson (This is Us)

“You are pretty much the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning.”- Me Before You

“It’s like, in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together.” – Serendipity

“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” – Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

“I will love you my whole life. You and no other.” – Braveheart

“Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever… and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you.” – Meet Joe Black

“I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you’re in the world.” – Elton John (Your Song)

“My heart is, and always will be, yours.” – Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility

“One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” – Paulo Coelho

“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – Harry Burns ‘When Harry Met Sally’

“We are all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love. True love.” – Robert Fulghum

“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” – Sarah Dessen

“That’s because love is never stationary. In the end, love doesn’t just keep thinking about it or keep planning for it. Simply put: love does.” – Bob Goff

Husband Valentine’s Day Quotes

Husband Valentine's Day Quotes

“You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“If I know what love is, it is because of you.” – Herman Hesse

“True love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach

“Love never gives up.” – 1 Corinthians 13:7

“Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.” – Pablo Neruda

“I want all of you, forever, every day. You and me, every day.” – Nicholas Sparks ‘The Notebook’

“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” – Emily Bronte ‘Wuthering Heights’

“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds.” – Nicholas Sparks

“The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal

“I’m head-over-heels for you boo.” — Unknown

“Love is not about holding hands and spending time with each other. But it is about being there for your loved one, even in the cloudiest of all skies.” — Unknown

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a a person. And we are finally home.” — Stephanie Perkins

“Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.” — John Lennon

“Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.” — Unknown

“Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.” — Trent Shelton

“Together forever.” — Anonymous

“Life is better when I have you by my side.” — Unknown

“If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.” — Princess Diana

“You are my Valentine because you bring love to my life each and every day. I love you more each and every day, in every way.” — Kate Summers

“To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” — David Viscot

“What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven.” — Victor Hugo

Valentines Day Quotes for Her

Valentines Day Quotes for Her

“I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date—but I want to be your last everything.” — Unknown

“Long after the roses lose their color, I’ll continue loving you.” — Unknown

“Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.” — Walter Winchell

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” — Maya Angelou

“We’re lovers and companions, best friends and partners too. More and more, with every Valentine, joy, for me, is loving you.” — Unknown

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you … I could walk through my garden forever.” — Alfred Tennyson

“To love another person is to see the face of God.” — Les Miserables

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.” — The Fault in Our Stars

“I’ve fallen in love many times, always with you.” — Unknown

“Real love is built the old-fashioned way—through hard work.” — Danny Silk

 “Love is a game that two can play and both win.” — Eva Gabor

I consider myself to be the happiest girl in the world, because I found the real diamond. It‘s you!

“Love is a symbol of eternity. On this Valentine’s Day my hope and wish is that our love will be forever.” — Catherine Pulsifer

Family Valentine’s Day Quotes

Family Valentine's Day Quotes

“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.” – George Sand

“Love is like the wind; you can’t see it, but you can feel it.” – Nicholas Sparks ‘A Walk to Remember

“Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.” – H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn

“To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.” – T. Tolis

“You’re my happily-ever-after.” — Unknown

“Everything I do, I do it for you.” — Bryan Adams

“You and me — it doesn’t get any better than us.” — Unknown

“I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you!” — Unknown

“You’re everything I always wished for, better than I dreamed of, all I’ll ever need.” — Unknown

“There is no remedy for love but to love more.” — Thoreau

“You’re my Wonder Woman.” — Unknown

“I want you for always…days, years, eternities.” — Kriss Stewart Franz Schubert

“All you need is love.” — The Beatles

Happy Valentine’s Day Friend Quotes

Happy Valentine's Day Friend Quotes

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”– Unknown

“It’s always better when we’re together.” — Jack Johnson, “Better Together”

“Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends leave footprints in your heart.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“True friendship is hating on everything together.” — Violet Benson

“A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.” — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“A friend is someone you want to be around when you feel like being alone.” — Barbara Burrow

“Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.” — Unknown

“I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn’t you.” — Lena Dunham

“I already have a therapist. I have you.” — Unknown

“Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.” — Barney Stinson

“Boyfriends come and go, but friends are forever!” — Unknown

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you create them.” — Unknown

“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.”– Woodrow T. Wilson

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves; it is not my nature.” — Jane Austen

“Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.” – Jean de La Fontaine

“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” – Mencius

“Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.” – Anna Taylor

“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. – Laurence J. Peter

“Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.” – Ed Cunningham

“Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need.” — Unknown

“The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.” – Hubert H. Humphrey

“The language of friendship is not words but meanings.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Ovaries before brovaries.” — Unknown

Short Valentine’s Day Quotes

Short Valentine's Day Quotes

“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get–only with what you are expecting to give–which is everything.” –Katharine Hepburn

“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.” –Agatha Christie

“The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.” –Victor Hugo

“In love there are two things– bodies and words.” –Joyce Carol Oates

“Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.” –Zora Neale Hurston

“There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.” –Friedrich Nietzsche

“Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.” –Zelda Fitzgerald

Happy Valentines Day to my Son Quotes

Happy Valentines Day to my Son Quotes

  1. “You are always on my mind and in my heart, dearest son! Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  2. “With all the things you do, the smiles you share, the laughter too, with all the dreams you make come true. It’s great to have a kid like you.”
  3. “You are loved, adored, and missed no matter how far away Daddy and I are from you! Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  4. “Some of my happiest thoughts are about you. You are the best part of my life! Happy Valentine’s Day, baby!”
  5. “You and your siblings bring a lot of happiness and love to our lives. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  6. “And she loved a little boy very, very much—even more than she loved herself.” — Shel Silverstein
  7. “It’s so sweet having a child like you. Hope your Valentine’s Day is extra sweet, too.”
  8. “Right from the start, you stole my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
  9. “If I had my pick, you would be awarded the “Best Son in the World” award! Happy Valentine’s Day, little one!”
  10. “I wanted to remind you that you are absolutely adored. Happy Valentine’s Day, cutie pie!”
  11. “Life is great, full of surprises, and more enjoyable because of you, my son! Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  12. “Daddy, you, and me – we are a family. It is as wonderful as can be. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  13. “Life is a zoo and full of fun. Here is wishing a happy Valentine’s Day to a super amazing one!”
  14. “Hugs are a must, and kisses are too. Happy Valentine’s day, son. We adore you!”

Singles Valentine’s Day Quotes

Singles Valentine's Day Quotes

  1. “I’m single because I was born that way.” – Mae West
  2. “I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” -Shirley MacLaine
  3. “I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.” – Eric Dickerson
  4. “This February 14th, take a moment to laugh thoroughly at your singlehood, everybody else does!” – Unknown
  5. “I think, therefore I’m single.” – Liz Winston
  6. “Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, “Do Not Disturb” on your heart.” – Wiz Khalifa
  7. “If we seek paradise outside ourselves, we cannot have paradise in our hearts.” – Thomas Merton
  8. “I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” – Delta Burke
  9. I had every intent of celebrating Valentine’s Day, but when Cupid got around to me it seems he had run out of arrows.” – Unknown
  10. “Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.” – Unknown
  11. “I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” – Robin Williams
  12. “Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you’re single and lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.” – Dane cook
  13. “Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” – Mandy Hale
  14. “Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day this year, I’m celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.” – Unknown
  15. “You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.” – Wayne Dyer
  16. “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” – Michael Douglas
  17. “You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.” – Jo Coudert
  18. “I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” – Unknown
  19. “A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.” – Maxine
  20. “The thing about Valentine’s Day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” – Faye Morgan

Valentine’s Day Quotes for Mommy

Valentine's Day Quotes for Mommy

  1. Have I told you lately that I love you? Well, I do. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom.
  2. I’m sending you some of my love this Valentine’s Day. It’s the least I can do after all the love you’ve given me over the years.
  3. Happy Valentine’s Day! Even if you weren’t my mom, I’d still think you were awesome.
  4. Bet you didn’t think I’d remember Valentine’s Day, did you? Well in your face, Mom! Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day.
  5. Valentine’s Day is supposed to be all about love, and when I think of love, I think of you.
  6. I wouldn’t trade my mom for all the heart-shaped boxes of chocolates in the world. And you know how much I like chocolate.
  7. Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who taught me how to love.
  8. I still remember you helping me fill out my Valentines when I was a kid. Thanks for being a great mom, and Happy Valentine’s Day.
  9. Roses always remind me of the color of the glasses you wear when you look at me. Happy Valentine’s Day, and thanks for always seeing the best in me.

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